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Embarrassing things to remember to take out of the pockets of one's dirty laundry

in case your mother ends up folding it and finding them stray:

1. Discarded condoms from body mics.


Current Music: I am no Superman...


Sure, YOU laugh...

Seriously, though. Why would one (a) unwrap and unroll a condom and put it in one's pocket, planning to use it later (stupid) or (b) put a used condom in one's pocket (GROSS!)?

See, if we just think this through...

Ouch. Try explaining away that one, hehe.

Believe me, I did :P

Don't know if she bought it, but...

"And we all know how mature and rational parents act upon all occasions.," he muttered sarcastically.

Perhaps this is funnier if one knew Richard's Farll Break Hilarity.

True dat.

- Am I yet privy to all this hilarity?